Lost and Found
Dude, get this: I found my keys. The ones that have been missing since JUNE!
I was getting dressed and I don't know, my eyes drifted over to my dresser, and there they were, half hidden under a pile of clothes. I swear to God, I have looked EVERYWHERE
over the past 5 months for these keys. I haven't been able to get my mail without the mailman letting me into the box in that long either. I can't believe I found those keys. And I can't believe they were on my goddamn dresser the entire time. Wow, I feel like a tool. At least I can go retrieve my new Amex out of my mailbox now. Whew!