Bush/Cheney Campaign Slogans
My dad printed this out for me, someone emailed it to him. I got a huge kick out of it (but then again my whole family describes me as a "bleeding heart liberal") and so I wanted to share it, in its entirety, with all of you people (or at least Dante
--for all I know no one else reads what I write).
Bush Cheney Campaign Slogans
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars
Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
Bush/Cheney '04: Malice in Blunderland
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!
Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they might or could be technically correct.
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind.
Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
Bush/Cheney 04: Or else.
Bush/Cheney 04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney 04: Putting the "con" in conservatism.
Bush/Cheney 04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney 04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney 04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney 04: We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney 04: Asses of Evil.
Don't think. Vote Bush!
George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt.
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There.
Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
How Did Our Oil Get Under Their Sand?
It Ain't Over Till Your Brother Counts the Votes.
Come on, even if you like
Bush you have to admit that this is pretty funny (although at this point, if you still like Bush---or at least if you aren't questioning the intelligence behind a few of his hare-brained ideas--you probably aren't smart enough to understand why most of these are funny (Dante--no offense if you like him...I know
you're intelligent, although if you do like him, I might question your sanity).
Anywho, I'm having a mighty cigarette craving at the moment, which is a problem since I have only 1 cigarette (also a problem b/c I'm at home with my mom and thus cannot smoke). I can however, get dressed--yeah, I know, I'm a bum, but I'm a bum on VACATION baby!--make myself look sort of presentable, and find some sort of shopping function that it is necessary to perform. Perhaps I need new socks. Yep, I need new socks. Okay then, off to buy new socks it is.